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Will Rogers Quotes

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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House?
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
That's the trouble with a politician's life-somebody is always interrupting it with an election.
The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know.
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
There ought to be one day.. just one.. when there is open season on senators.